San Fairy Ann Cycle Club

Excellent Food (Think Doorstop slices of toast)
Good variety of cake
Good cup of Tea
Great service
Fast service
Warm

Its just a shame about the bunch of sweaty smelly mountain bikers that were there before us, messy eaters and I don't know what they had been doing but the windows were all steamed up.

Hang on a minute, you are talking about the cream of the club here, including 2 committee members, and lots of our girls, apart from being asked to keep quite for a moment whilst the orders were taken (its those noisy girls again), every thing was above board. Mind you, we had to move on some Gravesend CC roadster's, before you A group softies arrived.

Yeah! You tell 'im, Clive! I'll hold your coat!

(Actually, they weren't Gravesend Doo Dahs - they were my second claim club MCC Offroad)

Smelly mountain bikers - pah! I even left half a cup of tea to make room for you lot as were looking all frail, tired and in need of a sit down, and we'd booked! ;o)

Joking apart, it was great to see 20+ Fairies out and to see the waitresses faces as they didn't know what to make of the banter!

Yes we may have looked frail, thanks to ride leader Tony "Hang on there's another hill we haven't climbed today" Richardson.